The year is 1999, somewhere in Cambridge, UK. Kathi, a member of the Data-Philes team, is reading a memo sent from her manager. The memo talks about someone who disrupted a project management meeting in London. He claims he is from 20 years in the future. Chris walks in.
Chris: Kathi, have you seen the latest assignment from Simon? If we leave now,Β we can be at the facility where the time traveler is being held in a few minutes. Maybe he can share some of the news about 2019, like where to buy the best flying car.
Kathi: A few minutes! Do you have a transporter that I donβt know about? Chris, obviously, this man is suffering from delusions. There is no reason interview him. Instead, I just heard that SQL Server 7 was released, and I would like to spend some time checking it out.
Chris: Ya know, Kathi, you donβt even need a DBA when you use SQL Server 7.
Kathi: Ugh. I need to start brushing up on Oracle. All the SQL 6.5s will probably be upgraded within a year, and I wonβt have a job!
Chris: There is something really odd about our time traveler. You wouldnβt believeΒ some of the things he said at that meeting!
Kathi: Like what?
Chris: Well, first, he said that the way the company builds software is all wrong.
Kathi: Arenβt they using Waterfall methodology?
Chris: Thatβs just it. They are using it.
Kathi: So, why is that wrong?
Chris: He says that in the future, companies will embrace something calledΒ DevOps. Instead of building the entire project and releasing it all at once, they willΒ deploy code daily, maybe even several times a day! Developers and operations teams, including DBAs, will work together to make sure that deployments run smoothly.
Kathi: DevOps? That sounds like science fiction! Obviously, this man has watched aΒ few too many Star Trek episodes!
Chris: It gets better. He started talking about cloning databases to save space andΒ time for developers.
Kathi: See, there you go. Why would anyone care about saving space and time?Β The biggest database Iβve worked with was just a few gigabytes. Yes, itβs a pain to copy for developers and setting everything up takes a few days, but we only have to do it a couple of times a year. We are careful to keep the database stable and not let too many changes sneak in.
Chris: Thatβs whatβs so amazing. He said that, in 20 years, it will not be unusual toΒ have terabyte databases! With cloning, even a terabyte database can be deliveredΒ to a developer in seconds! And, it doesnβt take up much room on the devβs hardΒ drive.
Kathi: Like I said: too much Star Trek! And, of course, when we need to set up aΒ brand-new environment, it only takes a few months to order the hardware, build it,Β and get everything installed. Itβs not a big deal as long as there is space for the newΒ server in the basement server room.
Chris: Virtualization will be popular, too, so you wonβt have to order hardware forΒ every project.
Kathi: Well, SQL Server will never run on a virtual machine!
Chris: He also mentioned that the company should do everything they can toΒ prevent data breaches, especially since so much data will live in the cloud.
Kathi: What is a data breach? Data in the cloud? Now I know this guy isΒ delusional. That sounds like something from a Star Wars movie or maybe TheΒ Matrix.
Chris: Evidently, in the future, it is not unusual for the data from a major companyΒ to be stolen. Names, addresses, credit card numbers, all that in the hands ofΒ thieves! If only they would use their powers for good and not evil!
Kathi: Is there any way to protect this type of sensitive information in the future?
Chris: Yes, he mentions that companies can use data masking software to sanitizeΒ personal information before giving the databases to developers.
Kathi: Thatβs amazing, but it sounds like so much work.
Chris: This is why I think this guy might be telling the truth. He mentioned thatΒ there are tools in the future that make automating this easier than it sounds.Β He even managed to bring back some of these tools to demonstrate to the team.
Kathi: Now, that Iβd like to see…
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